Saturday, April 05, 2008
Mas Selamat
The famous local escape artist who with a limp and no money, escaped through a toilet into someplace and is now 'still in Singapore'. How dumb is that? Which person in his right mind would stay in Singapore, a country the size of a 0.5mm dot on the world map, thinking he can evade the combined might of the military, police and kaypo Singaporeans? Oh wait, he is not in a right mind! Which person would think that blowing things up in Singapore is going to make any difference? We do that already! Thats how we keep our economy going: tearing things down and building new things.
What I think is, he is dead. At the bottom of the South China Sea as fish food and fertiliser for the corals and algae. He probably jumped on a speedboat, sped off and collided with some sampan, got thrown off, knocked unconcious and died. R.I.P M.S!
If he is still in Singapore, he would be either completely deranged, have the guts of a mammoth, have the IQ of negative 100+ or just all three. He would be lucky to be caught by the army or police because they would do just that catch him and throw him back into detention. If he gets caught by the lay people, I think we can prepare for a good old school lynching!
Come on Singapore lets go find Mr Selamat, bring your rope and mark all the good trees! Lets go lynch him!
The famous local escape artist who with a limp and no money, escaped through a toilet into someplace and is now 'still in Singapore'. How dumb is that? Which person in his right mind would stay in Singapore, a country the size of a 0.5mm dot on the world map, thinking he can evade the combined might of the military, police and kaypo Singaporeans? Oh wait, he is not in a right mind! Which person would think that blowing things up in Singapore is going to make any difference? We do that already! Thats how we keep our economy going: tearing things down and building new things.
What I think is, he is dead. At the bottom of the South China Sea as fish food and fertiliser for the corals and algae. He probably jumped on a speedboat, sped off and collided with some sampan, got thrown off, knocked unconcious and died. R.I.P M.S!
If he is still in Singapore, he would be either completely deranged, have the guts of a mammoth, have the IQ of negative 100+ or just all three. He would be lucky to be caught by the army or police because they would do just that catch him and throw him back into detention. If he gets caught by the lay people, I think we can prepare for a good old school lynching!
Come on Singapore lets go find Mr Selamat, bring your rope and mark all the good trees! Lets go lynch him!
# posted by Ian @ 8:07 AM 
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