Saturday, November 06, 2004
I juz realised that my blog is one year old!!!!!!!!! Read all my old blogs. Man, have i been neglecting this blog. Now a post that was never completed!
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
4. Add stupid comments to lighten up things.
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions. (Indeed! Got my self into lotsa trouble! Ah! Those were the days!)
02. I don't watch much TV these days. ( I am in army waddaya think!)
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms. (What?!?!?!?)
04. I love sleeping. ( DUH!!!!!!)
05. I have loads of books. ( Yeah big deal!)
06. I once slept in a toilet. (Can't remember! I Think so!)
07. I love playing video games. ( I am bored with my life after all!)
08. I adore marijuana. (Say No To Drugs!)
09. I watch porn movies. (Nice try! But no!)
10. I watch them with my father. ( I see! so does your parents know?)
11. I like sharks. (I owe money to some so does that count? :))
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs. ( You woouldn't if you had one on your helmet trying to poke your eyes out in the middle of the forest!)
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair. ( Ask me five months ago and i would say yes!)
14. I like J. Bush. ( Jeb Bush? He is A @$%%^&&&#%@#%#(insert your own name)! )
15. People are cool. ( No they are warm-blooded!)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ( Yeah now i have psychic powers!)
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche. ( I am rich but not that rich!)
18. I have a lot to learn. ( Maybe wont admit it though!)
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself. ( Standard Military Practice!)
20. I'm really really smart. ( I would be a liar and a pompous ass to say that!)
21. I've never broken someone's bones. ( No, dun remember!)
22. I have a secret. ( Who Doesn't?)
23. I hate snow. ( Why would anyone hate snow unless you live in the POlar Regions!)
24. I drink only milk. ( I am fat but not that fat to resort to such things!)
25. Punk rock rules. (What in le vorld is zat?)
26. I hate Bill Gates! ( Dun hate him but dun like him either!)
27. I love Chinese food. ( I eat it very often so not really!)
28. I would hate to be famous. ( Famous yes, infamous nah!
29. I am not a morning person. ( ???????)
30. I wear glasses. ( NERDO!)
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses. - which i really need ( I dun need to look cool, i am cool! HAHA!)
32. I have potential. (Potentioal enrgy yeah!)
33. I'm pure Japanese. ( My name sounds like the currency there does it count?)
34. My legs are two different sizes i refuse to believe my legs are identical. ( Mine look the same!)
35. I have a twin. ( Yes my evil but yet unfound twin!)
36. I wear a padded bra. ( I am straight so i dun cross-dress!)
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. ( Yeah i admit that!)
38. I'm left-handed. ( Right-handed!)
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them. ( ????????)
40. I don't like horror movies. ( Yeah i dun so waht?)
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway. (Hey, all soldiers have to climb to survive in war!)42. People hate me usually. (I am too sexy for my own good! :))
43. I love pop music. (Pop, pop, pop!)
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight. (Lights off 2230)
45. I hate parking fines. (why hate them? they mean you park fine!)
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart. - (LOL! Don't we all? )
47. I know more than two languages. (does dialect count?)
48. I spend too much time on the computer. (yeah so?)
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window. (it is too slow for its own good!)
50. I live on a ground floor. ( Nope!)
51. I don't like chocolate. ( Which insane person doesn't like chocolate?)
52. I'd like to be more original. (I am original! Look I still have the Warranty Card!)
53. I've lied. - Welcome to the world darling. (Lying is a way of life)
54. Cocks are my favorite birds. (Not really, Turkeys are! Gobble, gobble)
55. I want to conquer the world (I aint not Hitler!,Malaysia is Suffice!)
56. I wonder what happens when you die. - no, i know (I'll tell youwhen i die!)
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter. (Monsieur Potter is not a serious concern of mine)
58. Eat your dog! ( Aint got little doggie!)
59. I love to exercise. (need to keep fit you know!)
60. I hate chemistry with a passion. ( I LUV CHEMISTRY!!!!!!!!)
61. I love to write. - actually typing is better, creating text anyway ( No I dun! Dun Ask Y!)
62. I like changes. (Changes to wat? My life is okay no no like changes!)
63. I hate going to class. ( Now i dun because i crave more freedom from the armed forces!)
64. I am afraid to die. ( Actually i welcome death with open arms!)
65. I hate dish washing. (Its chore, few like chores!)
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly. - go Che Guevara wannabes (I dun have such hair! No i dun wanna look like Che Guava!)
67. My nails are nine inch long. (EEEK!!!! Monster!!!!!!)
68. My favorite color is black. (Black hides stains and grease!)
69. I like to sleep on the floor. (Sometimes! Bedsheet Day gets irritating!)
70. I am hopeless at cooking. ( I Can Cook! Ask My Cuz!)
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little. ( I sucked my Toe!)
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this. ( Like?)
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN. (I love MSN!)
74. I hate the government. ( I love le garmen! Especially The Ministers!)
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. (Sad Aint it?)
76. I'm too nice for my own good. ( You got that right!)
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can. ( I read lots of stuff!)
78. I don't trust newspapers. ( Nope, I dun but thats because I read too much!)
79. I like debating. ( Nah!)
80. I live in a wagon. ( Wagon? What for?)
81. I clean my room once a month. ( Yeah thats because i am forced to by my superiors!)
82. I'm scared of american fast food. ( You scared of Colonel Sanders?)
83. I have a third eye. ( Yeah stuck deep within my head!)
84. I love Mozambique. ( Where? How? Why?)
85. I don't trust any religion. ( I trust Christianity....)
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it. ( I am a guy......)
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. ( Yeah like superman and joker.... wait joker was a supervillian wasnt he?)
88. I like listening to wind chimes. ( Man..... you lead a sad life!)
89. I'm very disorganized. ( Bingo! You hit the nail on the head!)
90. My hair is long and straight. ( Straight yeah... Long nah....)
91. I earn a lot. (My pay is in the hundreds!!!!! Go figure!)
92. I don't like spicy food. ( I LOVE spicy food!)
93. I keep a diary. ( Yeah my blog!)
94. I can't do cartwheels. ( I was a gymnast in my prime!)
95. I am very lazy. ( THats why this post took 1 week to complete!!!!!!!)
96. I'm sarcastic. ( No no no not sarcastic at all!)
97. I think my hair is annoying. ( Yeah, because its long!)
98. I'm very sensitive. ( Yeah i have fives senses!)
99. I love being "ab-normal." ( My abs are normal!)
100.My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue. ( Do i look like a FreaK?)
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
4. Add stupid comments to lighten up things.
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions. (Indeed! Got my self into lotsa trouble! Ah! Those were the days!)
02. I don't watch much TV these days. ( I am in army waddaya think!)
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms. (What?!?!?!?)
04. I love sleeping. ( DUH!!!!!!)
05. I have loads of books. ( Yeah big deal!)
06. I once slept in a toilet. (Can't remember! I Think so!)
07. I love playing video games. ( I am bored with my life after all!)
08. I adore marijuana. (Say No To Drugs!)
09. I watch porn movies. (Nice try! But no!)
10. I watch them with my father. ( I see! so does your parents know?)
11. I like sharks. (I owe money to some so does that count? :))
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs. ( You woouldn't if you had one on your helmet trying to poke your eyes out in the middle of the forest!)
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair. ( Ask me five months ago and i would say yes!)
14. I like J. Bush. ( Jeb Bush? He is A @$%%^&&&#%@#%#(insert your own name)! )
15. People are cool. ( No they are warm-blooded!)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. ( Yeah now i have psychic powers!)
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche. ( I am rich but not that rich!)
18. I have a lot to learn. ( Maybe wont admit it though!)
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself. ( Standard Military Practice!)
20. I'm really really smart. ( I would be a liar and a pompous ass to say that!)
21. I've never broken someone's bones. ( No, dun remember!)
22. I have a secret. ( Who Doesn't?)
23. I hate snow. ( Why would anyone hate snow unless you live in the POlar Regions!)
24. I drink only milk. ( I am fat but not that fat to resort to such things!)
25. Punk rock rules. (What in le vorld is zat?)
26. I hate Bill Gates! ( Dun hate him but dun like him either!)
27. I love Chinese food. ( I eat it very often so not really!)
28. I would hate to be famous. ( Famous yes, infamous nah!
29. I am not a morning person. ( ???????)
30. I wear glasses. ( NERDO!)
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses. - which i really need ( I dun need to look cool, i am cool! HAHA!)
32. I have potential. (Potentioal enrgy yeah!)
33. I'm pure Japanese. ( My name sounds like the currency there does it count?)
34. My legs are two different sizes i refuse to believe my legs are identical. ( Mine look the same!)
35. I have a twin. ( Yes my evil but yet unfound twin!)
36. I wear a padded bra. ( I am straight so i dun cross-dress!)
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing. ( Yeah i admit that!)
38. I'm left-handed. ( Right-handed!)
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them. ( ????????)
40. I don't like horror movies. ( Yeah i dun so waht?)
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway. (Hey, all soldiers have to climb to survive in war!)42. People hate me usually. (I am too sexy for my own good! :))
43. I love pop music. (Pop, pop, pop!)
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight. (Lights off 2230)
45. I hate parking fines. (why hate them? they mean you park fine!)
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart. - (LOL! Don't we all? )
47. I know more than two languages. (does dialect count?)
48. I spend too much time on the computer. (yeah so?)
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window. (it is too slow for its own good!)
50. I live on a ground floor. ( Nope!)
51. I don't like chocolate. ( Which insane person doesn't like chocolate?)
52. I'd like to be more original. (I am original! Look I still have the Warranty Card!)
53. I've lied. - Welcome to the world darling. (Lying is a way of life)
54. Cocks are my favorite birds. (Not really, Turkeys are! Gobble, gobble)
55. I want to conquer the world (I aint not Hitler!,Malaysia is Suffice!)
56. I wonder what happens when you die. - no, i know (I'll tell youwhen i die!)
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter. (Monsieur Potter is not a serious concern of mine)
58. Eat your dog! ( Aint got little doggie!)
59. I love to exercise. (need to keep fit you know!)
60. I hate chemistry with a passion. ( I LUV CHEMISTRY!!!!!!!!)
61. I love to write. - actually typing is better, creating text anyway ( No I dun! Dun Ask Y!)
62. I like changes. (Changes to wat? My life is okay no no like changes!)
63. I hate going to class. ( Now i dun because i crave more freedom from the armed forces!)
64. I am afraid to die. ( Actually i welcome death with open arms!)
65. I hate dish washing. (Its chore, few like chores!)
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly. - go Che Guevara wannabes (I dun have such hair! No i dun wanna look like Che Guava!)
67. My nails are nine inch long. (EEEK!!!! Monster!!!!!!)
68. My favorite color is black. (Black hides stains and grease!)
69. I like to sleep on the floor. (Sometimes! Bedsheet Day gets irritating!)
70. I am hopeless at cooking. ( I Can Cook! Ask My Cuz!)
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little. ( I sucked my Toe!)
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this. ( Like?)
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN. (I love MSN!)
74. I hate the government. ( I love le garmen! Especially The Ministers!)
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. (Sad Aint it?)
76. I'm too nice for my own good. ( You got that right!)
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can. ( I read lots of stuff!)
78. I don't trust newspapers. ( Nope, I dun but thats because I read too much!)
79. I like debating. ( Nah!)
80. I live in a wagon. ( Wagon? What for?)
81. I clean my room once a month. ( Yeah thats because i am forced to by my superiors!)
82. I'm scared of american fast food. ( You scared of Colonel Sanders?)
83. I have a third eye. ( Yeah stuck deep within my head!)
84. I love Mozambique. ( Where? How? Why?)
85. I don't trust any religion. ( I trust Christianity....)
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it. ( I am a guy......)
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. ( Yeah like superman and joker.... wait joker was a supervillian wasnt he?)
88. I like listening to wind chimes. ( Man..... you lead a sad life!)
89. I'm very disorganized. ( Bingo! You hit the nail on the head!)
90. My hair is long and straight. ( Straight yeah... Long nah....)
91. I earn a lot. (My pay is in the hundreds!!!!! Go figure!)
92. I don't like spicy food. ( I LOVE spicy food!)
93. I keep a diary. ( Yeah my blog!)
94. I can't do cartwheels. ( I was a gymnast in my prime!)
95. I am very lazy. ( THats why this post took 1 week to complete!!!!!!!)
96. I'm sarcastic. ( No no no not sarcastic at all!)
97. I think my hair is annoying. ( Yeah, because its long!)
98. I'm very sensitive. ( Yeah i have fives senses!)
99. I love being "ab-normal." ( My abs are normal!)
100.My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue. ( Do i look like a FreaK?)
# posted by Ian @ 5:47 PM 
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